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DAD—FROM ANOTHER TIME!

1. I feel like a creature from another time! It was so different & so beautiful then. I feel almost like I've gone into the future & it's a nightmare! Time is not the same. This time is a terrible time to live!—But we have a bright tomorrow, PTL!

DAD A DELIVERY BOY!

2. I'm just a delivery boy—I deliver & people get delivered! Thank the Lord! Well, actually He's the One that delivers them. I deliver the Word & the Word delivers the people. It's all the Lord.

GOD'S GARDENER!

3. I wanted to work as a gardener once. You work by yourself alone in the beauties of God's Creation! So I became a gardener— God's gardener!

BODY ODOR!

4. Body odor is usually a sign of nervousness or something wrong or just plain exertion & sweating! But if you have underarm odor when you're not really exerting energy & working hard where you get extremely sweaty, it's sometimes a sign of nervousness & tension.

FORMULA FOR ELIMINATING WORRY!

5. What the Lord said about "Forget the past" & "Don't worry about tomorrow"‚ will eliminate nearly all your worries! All you have to worry about is today!—And you don't even have to worry about that!

GETTING THINGS FROM THE LORD AT NIGHT!

6. It seems the best time for getting things from the Lord is in that dreamy sleepy state, when you're half-awake & half-asleep.—At night when everything's quiet & you're not physically active‚ just your brain, & the other affairs of the day are further removed & you're not bothered by them. Of course, if you spend your night worrying about the affairs of the day, you're not going to get much! You have to try to get your mind on the Lord & get things from Him!

CLEAN DISHES!

7. Always be sure you get dishes real clean, because if one little tiny speck of food stays on the dish & somebody eats it later, it can make them sick! Be sure you get every little tiny speck of food off!

EAT THE FAT?

8. In all meat there's some gristle & some fat, & there's no reason why you can't cook fat! My Mother used to say no steak is good without the fat, that it takes the fat to give it the flavour. A lot of people, especially Americans who are already too fat, are always talking about how you shouldn't eat fat, blah blah. Well, some doctors say that some fat is necessary to help with the digestion of the meat. The Lord put it there, & in the sacrifices at the Temple which were eaten, they did not trim off the fat, the fat was cooked on the meat. So the Lord thought it was all right!

WOMEN ARE THE LOVE OF GOD!

9. It's wonderful what the Lord can do through women‚ they are the Love of God! It's so much easier to get through to men with a woman, because men are just made to love women & mothers & they just naturally take to them. They'll take a lot more from them & receive a lot more from them. Because, after all, a man is used to being told what to do by his mother almost half his life, & the other half by his wife, ha! So it's pretty natural for a man to follow the leadings of women & to look to them for love & for comfort, advice, counsel & nourishment! So praise the Lord, it's a perfect tool for the Lord for winning hearts & souls!

10. Men are used to opening up to women, to mothers, teachers, nurses etc. It comes more natural to open up & talk to them, whereas to another man they'd be much more reserved & more self–conscious & proud. But they're willing to kind of humble themselves like little boys to women. We're all like that, Honey, except when we get proud.

11. Bless our girls, Lord, in Jesus' name! Thank You for such wonderful, faithful‚ courageous witnesses, Lord, & the wonderful work they're doing! Our girls are so beautiful & so sweet, & on top of it, so sexy!

A FORCEFUL DYNAMIC JESUS!

12. I believe in a forceful, dynamic Christ, a swarthy, husky, tough Christ, muscular, hard-driving, a real rebel! I see Jesus more like they usually portray Peter, than the sickly, washed–out‚ effeminate‚ weak character that they usually picture Him as! I only remember seeing Jesus once that I really know of in a vision, & that's what He was like, naked between those two women, husky, dark & swarthy.—Not with a weak little beard that they usually give Him, but a real big husky bushy beard! I was absolutely shocked because He was so different from the way He's usually pictured as a sickening effeminate washed-out weak-looking character like Salman's portrayal of Him.

AMERICANS CAN'T RELATE TO POVERTY!

13. The Americans live too far from poverty‚ but I don't think that will be for too much longer. I think the Lord is going to have to teach them a few lessons before He destroys them!

PLEASURE OF MARRIAGE!

14. The Bible calls sex "the duty of marriage" (1Cor.7:3)—I call it the pleasure of marriage also!

WRONG SIDES HAVE WON ALL THE WARS!

15. All the wrong sides won all the wars! that's why the World is in such a mess, because the Devil has the World. That's why all the wrong sides won all the wars.—Except for the last one that's soon to come—Armageddon!—That's the only one where the right side will win!

A MAN IS KNOWN BY HIS ENEMIES!

16. Men of power are men of enemies. A man is known by his enemies!

THIRD WORLD IMITATIONS!

17. I think the poor Third World countries ought to just ignore trademarks & make all the imitations they want! It's so ridiculous for those rich countries to horn in & take them to court for making imitations!

GREATER MIRACLES!

(After watching a video of a magician's disappearing tricks:)

18. I know a greater miracle than that which we can do right now!—We can pray & our God will hear us & He will answer us! And we can preach the Gospel, tell folks about Jesus & get'm saved, & one of these days they can disappear by the millions & go up into the clouds & meet Jesus!—And go up into a huge Spaceship bigger than anything they ever saw before! Those are greater miracles! So thank God we're a miracle race, a miracle nation, we belong to a miracle God & we're going to a Miracle City! That's bigger than any magician's tricks!—And they're all tricks‚ it's not really so-called "magic". Real magic is supernatural!

KEEPING THINGS UP!

19. (While watching a movie with Jimmy Stewart & Betty Davis:) Just because this woman's going to die, she thinks she doesn't need to keep things up any more. Well, I spent about half my life knowing that I could die at any time, really, except for the Lord, & I don't think it affected my living any! I believe in keeping things neat & tidy & working on things. I keep on wanting things to be better & looking nicer!

GYMNASTICS—I PREFER SEX!

20. (While watching a gymnastics video, the parallel bar & the horse:) Well frankly, for indoor sports I prefer sex! It's a lot more fun & a lot safer! Why get such a thrill out of something that could really hurt your body? The human body is really amazing, what it can endure! I guess the men are all sitting there wondering what the gymnast would be like in bed!

ALL THINGS WORK TOGETHER FOR GOOD!

21. Isn't it wonderful? God always has a solution! All things, ALL things, "A" double "L", ALL things!—Double underlined!—Work together for good to them who love the Lord!—Rom.8:28. So whenever you see something that looks bad happening, look around & see‚ "Now what good is God doing or going to do by this?" PTL!

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